Pokemon Dick

being a fuckboy/player. Inspired by the Pokemon slogan “gotta catch em all”, a guy with pokemon dick gotta fuck em all.

“My friend has had 10 girls at his place this month. That dude has pokemon dick.”

by Bliffblorf January 10, 2025

95th Pokemon

Onix is an adorable Pokemon that is 28'10" and isn't actually that bad. It evolves into Steelix when traded holding a Metal Coat.

Guy: Do you know what the 95th Pokemon is?
Other Guy: Yeah, it's Onix.

by Iloveglaishur December 16, 2023

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 02, 2024

Pokemon journey

trashcena's daddy

Hi pokemon journey how is trashcena?

by Pokemon journey July 09, 2021

Red The Pokemon Trainer

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.

Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!

by Red The Trainer February 28, 2021

pokemon duel

RNG

come one man.... miss again?! All RNG man. This game man! Stupid pokemon duel

by Divani_NL June 14, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025