95th Pokemon

Onix is an adorable Pokemon that is 28'10" and isn't actually that bad. It evolves into Steelix when traded holding a Metal Coat.

Guy: Do you know what the 95th Pokemon is?
Other Guy: Yeah, it's Onix.

by Iloveglaishur December 16, 2023

pokemon duel

RNG

come one man.... miss again?! All RNG man. This game man! Stupid pokemon duel

by Divani_NL June 14, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 02, 2024

Pokemon journey

trashcena's daddy

Hi pokemon journey how is trashcena?

by Pokemon journey July 09, 2021

Red The Pokemon Trainer

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.

Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!

by Red The Trainer February 28, 2021

Pokemon Killer

When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

by Bosnian artillery April 07, 2021