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Pineapple Juice

The white liquid that is violently squirted out of the erect penis. If this liquid finds it's way into the female vagina (through sexual intercourse)it can fertilise the egg and produce a baby.
(Julie and Matt are in the '69' sex position. this means that she has her lips tightly consealed round his penis, and he is 'licking her out', or sticking his tongue into her pussy)
Julie - Uh, Oh God this feels nice
Matt - On no, i think i feel some pineapple juice coming!
Julie (gurgling) - Shit, shall i swallow it?

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pineapple moment 

when a brunette makes a comment that normally would be referred to as a "blonde moment"; dumb statement
(because they are yellow on the inside, i.e. secretly blonde)
A: "That was really dumb."
B: "Yeah, sorry. Blonde moment."
A: "You're not blonde. You mean, pineapple moment."
B: "What?"
A: "Nevermind."
pineapple moment by pineapplesteve December 24, 2009

Pineapple boy 

Someone who hails from Hawaii .
God damn it those pineapple boys really decrease property values.
Pineapple boy by Gring0star May 26, 2014

Pineapple Express 

When your drug dealer wants to be your friend.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Pineapple Express by newbrains December 6, 2010

Pineapple Head 

Someone who is really really smart but at the same time really really dumb. They suffer from severe confusion when encountering two people with the same name. A Pineapple Head loves video games and eating pineapples. He/She is not rude, but will occasionally make a poorly timed comment. Overall good guy, just suffers from being from Hawaii.
"Poor planning.
Wow dude way to be such a pineapple head."

"Wahh I'm hungry.
Typical Pineapple Head bullshit."
Pineapple Head by bronybro March 21, 2011

Pineapple express 

This is a comedy movie. The word pineapple express id the type off weed (marijuana) which basically gets them into the mess. Great movie. The weed is particularly strong and rare which is why its so funny.
Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - that baby would be the mother of all weed! PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!

Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.