Phone Balls

Confidence achieved by knowing the person you are speaking to isn't within punching distance.

He can be aggressive and rude because he knows the other person is a thousand miles away on the end of a telephone. He has massive phone balls.

by Steve Stevenly December 17, 2009

phone beat

when you take out your ghetto ass old phone that dosent filp and beat the shit out of someone

After Nikkil wallet smacked me I wanted to phone smack him back, but since my phone dosent flip I had to phone beat him

by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006

Phone Elbow

A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.

Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm

Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?

Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.

by John J Lannon January 21, 2009

Phone Meet

Precautionary method of meeting someone over the phone. before you meet them in real life.

I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung out with him. that way i got to know him a little better before our date.

by Lady Awesome March 16, 2008

Phone Dead

When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all

Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!

John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!

by Sagemuffin January 4, 2010

phone wars

When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.

The bald guy got really ticked off and talked to our boss about the phone wars.

by Phone Warrior May 19, 2006

Phone Licker

Noun. Derogatory.

1. A window licker for the 21st century: typically an intellectually stunted grown man so wrapped in technology that they could clean their cellphone's screen with their tongue in public and think nothing of it. Has a tendency to be hardcore fanatics for escapism tailored for people half their age; for example: comic book movies, pre-teen or teen fiction, children's cartoons and video games. See: Man child

2. A person whose phone has made them figuratively retarded, all self-awareness depleted from their mind. They treat their phone like a best friend in order to compensate for their social awkwardness.

John sat in the corner playing free to play games on his phone as the party commenced around him. John is a phone licker.

by Mo_Shift_Fo August 18, 2013