pen bitch

The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?

Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.

Chick: What’s a pen bitch?

Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
by B. Tibbs January 24, 2025
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Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.
by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020
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Piss Pen

SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?

SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.
by TOTEMIR February 24, 2022
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Pen Clicking

When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.
Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!
by Dr. Tip June 02, 2024
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Tickle pen

When you tickle your pen hard until it gets ink everywhere
Guys I just tickle penned last night and it inked everywhere
by Turkey pie December 11, 2021
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Pen Palationship

A somewhat wrekless and possibly ill advised online relationship between to people who can’t seem to help themselves. Only applicable between dog owners carrying out such corispondance between KS and WI. Both must be vegan and be unwilling to discuss it.

Coinage credit- Ashley Louise 1/31/18
I don’t know man.... this Pen Palationship is getting pretty intense. Guess I’m spending my weekends in Milwaukee.
by MilesDogless January 31, 2018
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Doot pen

A marijuana vape pen. Also known as carts or carrridges.
Hey Orion can I hit the doot pen?
by danasp_42 May 03, 2019
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