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Pencil Grinder

a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
by kiidtyphoon January 9, 2011
mugGet the Pencil Grindermug.

Pencil Case Pussy

a pencil case pussy is when a pussy has been so over used it opens like a pencil case
by Nigga Central October 4, 2023
mugGet the Pencil Case Pussymug.

Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022
mugGet the Pencil pushermug.

Pencil God

Someone who has a non existent sex life other than there hand or fingers but is good in school :)
by ThePencilGod June 28, 2018
mugGet the Pencil Godmug.

pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.
I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.
by Helios8170 November 22, 2018
mugGet the pencil gripmug.

ceiling pencil dart

When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.
The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.
by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016
mugGet the ceiling pencil dartmug.

pencil a fucking pencil

I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...
I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil
by Johny wicky July 2, 2022
mugGet the pencil a fucking pencilmug.

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