pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

maker pen

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Maker Pen Goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by picklespickleduckducks August 6, 2023

Pen knife

Dog shit. Used by old Londoners/Essex folk to describe a dogs mess.

(Half open a pen knife and lay it down and you’ll soon see the analogy).

“Watch that pen knife boy”

by Ed33 May 25, 2021

skip and ball pen

an amazing contribution and standard set where two people entwine together <3

When the unthinkable happens...you fall so hard in love and the other person is there to catch you...AND you go indoor skydiving together :-)

do you sleep on your stomach skip? NO? Can I? (ball pen)

skip and ball pen

by skipball July 25, 2011

pointy pen

What i shoved up your ass

You have a pointy pen stuck up your ass

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.

When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.

by 367squadron June 24, 2011

Flaming pens publication

Intellectual first choice. The leader/revolutionary publication, which is the only publication with minimum charges and maximum benefits. Plus, for each book they publish they feed 10 homeless peoples. They also known for publishing dreams.

I wanna publish my dream, I must contact Flaming pens publication.

by justafan08 November 23, 2021