{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
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{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.
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{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.
by Telephony December 23, 2021
honestly these people dont even deserve the title dealer, theres nothing to it. if someone trys to bring up pee with you refer them to a good poop dealer
Man 1: Dude you gotta check out my pee dealer, hes got a new batch of g-g coming
Man 2: dude im sick of you fucking bringing up pee, lets just go see diego and get some fibrous feces
Man 1: while i disagree with the former statement i would be quite content with the latter, agreed?
Man 2: agreed.
Man 2: dude im sick of you fucking bringing up pee, lets just go see diego and get some fibrous feces
Man 1: while i disagree with the former statement i would be quite content with the latter, agreed?
Man 2: agreed.
by papasi May 10, 2019
When you pee in the wild. If you were on a walk or something and you'd just drunk two bottles of water so your bladder was burstingly full you'd have to nip into the bushes to do a wild pee. There are different kinds of wild pee,
1. the male kind (in which the male turns away and pretends to be studying the scenery whilst actually they've undone their fly and are peeing),
2. or the female kind (which is far more uncomfortable and involves squatting in a bush and hoping no one notices)
3. or the lunatic kind (which is where you strip naked and pes in FULL view of everyone) 4. or finally the irritating kind (which is where someone, typically teenage males) pee in an inconvenient place, such as on the path where you are likely to walk then strip).
1. the male kind (in which the male turns away and pretends to be studying the scenery whilst actually they've undone their fly and are peeing),
2. or the female kind (which is far more uncomfortable and involves squatting in a bush and hoping no one notices)
3. or the lunatic kind (which is where you strip naked and pes in FULL view of everyone) 4. or finally the irritating kind (which is where someone, typically teenage males) pee in an inconvenient place, such as on the path where you are likely to walk then strip).
Alex: hey, Jane, whats up?
Jane: I really need a pee!
Alex: have a wild pee then!
Jane: OK!
1. Oh look, he's enjoying the scenery, nowait, HE'S PEEING!
2. What's she doing down there? Oh, right. Peeing. Sorry!
3. OMG!! Look away!! That dude's naked and peeing!! GROSS!!!!
4. Whoa!! Damn I just slipped in some pee.
Jane: I really need a pee!
Alex: have a wild pee then!
Jane: OK!
1. Oh look, he's enjoying the scenery, nowait, HE'S PEEING!
2. What's she doing down there? Oh, right. Peeing. Sorry!
3. OMG!! Look away!! That dude's naked and peeing!! GROSS!!!!
4. Whoa!! Damn I just slipped in some pee.
by a.k is awesome:-) July 16, 2014
When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.
by RedBeahd617 July 02, 2015
A black bird with blue or green feathers and black spots. It isn't a peacock, Stop trying to prove me wrong.
*Josie sends a picture of a beautiful cock of pee to the group chat*
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee
by Cock of pee February 15, 2017
by Jefgg March 04, 2014
Every Thursday of every odd month, no urine is allowed to escape your body.
One pee pass is supplied every month. Three pee passes can be traded for a nut pass.
One pee pass is supplied every month. Three pee passes can be traded for a nut pass.
A: Dude, are you doing No Pee Thursday?
B: What's No Pee Thursday?
A: NPT is where you can't pee on Thursdays!
B: What's No Pee Thursday?
A: NPT is where you can't pee on Thursdays!
by gnut butter November 08, 2019