dusty palm

When you give a hand job to an old guy

I just gave a dusty palm to my dads friends in the garage.

by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017

Boner Palm Tree

Los Angeles, CA

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”

by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018

Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

palm tree boys

two bros who make cool stuff when they hang out together.

hey, these two are palm tree boys. Because they make cool things happen when they are together.

by 69sexyasfuck April 13, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Palm

A super skinny legend that always gets fucked over by a guy. he is cute af and talented at almost everything but, he is a fake backstabbing bitch that will only expose you if you try fuck with him.

You can also follow him on Instagram @totallypalm

Also he is considered a Thai knock off version of Bretman Rock

Bitch, Palm skinny af

by Totallypalm October 16, 2018

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013