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Jump of that skyscraper?! Mugga Please are you crazy?

I cant stand this mugga please computer!!
by Travis Wilber December 9, 2003
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ebenezer pleaser

When you and your sexual partner(man or woman) both ejaculate into a cocktail type beverage container, and then share the contents as a nice post activity refreshment. (Works especially well if the woman is a squirter) this activity takes its name from the region it was founded in. A small rural community in georgia.
Lance, would you and jenny like to join meredith and I for a warm ebenezer pleaser this evening?
by vanillagorilla84 February 21, 2011
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Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"
"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
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Please don't hate me

1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.

2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."

2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."
by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011
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Trigga Please!

An incredulous comment made by students when the Trigger whips out a brand new slideshow towards what you thought was the end of the lecture. Its usage has also been recorded when the Trigger attempts to demolish anyone with an opinion differing from his, under the veil of education.
-"I am the greatest political genius to grace this earth since Thomas Nast, fear my belly and my ego as they wobble about, knocking inferior opinions and teenagers' self esteem aside"
-"Then why do you teach public high school and community college? Trigga Please!"
by Anonymous Cynic February 10, 2008
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Private Part Pleaser

Slang for a girl who you don't care about who pleases your privates; a hoe; a friend with benefits
Ah bro she's such a private part pleaser, but I don't really like her
by d1rtydeeds April 6, 2016
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