hairy phone

Dial down the middle. Literally it means a girl cups a guys balls and holds them up to her mouth while sticking his dick in her ear. This is to resemble an old school telephone. Usually this term is reserved to refer to a woman who should suck a dick but doesn't, either becuase she is not very bright or because she is what can best be described as a word that rhymes with bunt.

Jen B is a royal bitch. I am going to have her make a call on the hairy phone after we go to dinner this Saturday night.

Erica is so stupid that when I told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the dick.

by 4fingeredman January 13, 2007

phone beat

when you take out your ghetto ass old phone that dosent filp and beat the shit out of someone

After Nikkil wallet smacked me I wanted to phone smack him back, but since my phone dosent flip I had to phone beat him

by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006

phone ghosting

When you purposely ignore a text or message off someone and avoid anyway of letting them knkw your online eg. Facebook.

Man1: Damn my girlfriend isn't replying in 3 hours

Man2: Maybe she's phone ghosting you pal

by .AJ. January 8, 2017

Phone Meet

Precautionary method of meeting someone over the phone. before you meet them in real life.

I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung out with him. that way i got to know him a little better before our date.

by Lady Awesome March 16, 2008

Phone Elbow

A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.

Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm

Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?

Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.

by John J Lannon January 21, 2009

phone wars

When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.

The bald guy got really ticked off and talked to our boss about the phone wars.

by Phone Warrior May 19, 2006

knock phone

A knock phone would be a person's second or alternate phone that is only used for things such as drug dealing. This phone would not be tied to the owner in any way.

I just got this knock phone and when I call you my caller ID comes up it says Rick James!

by Cali420 October 30, 2013