A ninja of the highest caliber. The title is a contraction of the name Daniel-san, main character in the 1984 film "The Karate Kid." As of yet, only one ninja has ever attained this rank in recorded history, but his continued existence is unconfirmed on account of his amazing mastery of ninjutsu. Eyewitness accounts of his appearances all seem to indicate he possesses powers of illusion, cat-like agility, and extra-sensory perception. Legend tells that his wisdom is beyond the realm of human understanding. At least one report exists of a woman becoming pregnant after a brief encounter with a shadowy mist-man, and the child she bore bears a curious shuriken-shaped birthmark.
Despite this ninja's storied kindness and just heart, Japanese lore masters have advised any person encountering a tall, handsome ninja with a voice like honey to contact the United Nations. Interpol intelligence suggests D-san may hold the secret to world peace.
Despite this ninja's storied kindness and just heart, Japanese lore masters have advised any person encountering a tall, handsome ninja with a voice like honey to contact the United Nations. Interpol intelligence suggests D-san may hold the secret to world peace.
by pizza_lover March 26, 2009
Get the D-sanmug. An opportunity for White middle class pricks to pretend that they're poverty stricken black people living in the 'ghetto'
by coined January 25, 2005
Get the san andreasmug. The capital of Silicon Valley. The nation's 10th largest city and 3rd largest in California. The city and its suburbs are home to more high-tech and web-based corporations than anywhere else in the United States including HP, Yahoo!, Google, Intel, Macintosh and Cisco. The city has a very high cost of living and is among America's most expensive to live. Although one of America's largest cities, it has a low crime rate and no skyscrapers but has a diverse population, traffic congestion and air pollution.
San Jose is nice if you make mega bucks working in its high-tech corporations but dam if you don't. San Jose would suck for me. I don't have a lot of money and can't stand diversity.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 3, 2007
Get the San Josemug. A City Located In The South Bay. Home Of Cesar Chavez, And Nortenos. Scraps Net Bang The City, But Are Afraid To Bang On Streets Like King And Story. San Jose Is One Of The Best Cities In The Bay Area, And Now Has The Biggest Population In Northern California. Here In San Jose, You Will Find 4 Malls. And Sexy San Jose Chicas Reppin Their City With Sharks Apparel. Home Of Thee Killa Sharks. Don't Fuck With People From San Jose. They're Bad Tempered If You Piss Them Off. There's Alot Of Things To Do In San Jose. The Best Place To Spend Cinco De Mayo At. Lowriders. Thats What San Jo's All About.
Hyna1: What You Bee Reppin? Rep The Hood Bitch.
Hyna2: I'm From East Side San Jose BITCH, Now Get The Fuck Outta Ma Face.
Hyna2: I'm From East Side San Jose BITCH, Now Get The Fuck Outta Ma Face.
by sonrizaz408 February 15, 2010
Get the San Josemug. City.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it 'San Diago', which one translation from German is "a whale's vagina".
Scholars, however, maintain that the true translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it 'San Diago', which one translation from German is "a whale's vagina".
Scholars, however, maintain that the true translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
by davefdhj October 29, 2011
Get the San Diegomug. by eUNKNOWN.org March 24, 2005
Get the San Fermug. San Bernardino is a city in California but it's also a county too. LA and OC residents like to exaggerate how bad is it, and probably those people are assholes and expected to be like Beverly Hills or Indian Wells or something. San Bernardino has shopping like their neighbor Riverside and has good homes at the hills like Riverside. San Bernardino is a city that doesn't get interest because of people make it look bad. People may think this city is full of people that smoke meth but the answer is no. Every city has a bad apple and I'm sickened tired of people thinking that San Bernardino is the "worse" city in the country. San Bernardino has a heart and someday it will improve their love to their city/residents.
I live in Colton, CA and it's improving don't watch YouTube videos like Nick Johnson or any City/States reviewers those people are douchebags.
The City and County of San Bernardino is a great community and has wealthy cities like Redlands, Loma Linda, Highland (Hills), Rancho Cucamonga, and Chino Hills. Someday, the Inland Empire will grow to be good counties.
Sorry for my grammar mistakes.
I live in Colton, CA and it's improving don't watch YouTube videos like Nick Johnson or any City/States reviewers those people are douchebags.
The City and County of San Bernardino is a great community and has wealthy cities like Redlands, Loma Linda, Highland (Hills), Rancho Cucamonga, and Chino Hills. Someday, the Inland Empire will grow to be good counties.
Sorry for my grammar mistakes.
Friend: What's your address?
Me: It's 2356 W Hill Street, San Bernardino, CA
Friend: Ha ha, you live in San Bernghetto County move to OC
Me: Nope, I'm not moving to Anaheim
Friend: ok..
(THE ADDRESS IS NOT REAL)
Me: It's 2356 W Hill Street, San Bernardino, CA
Friend: Ha ha, you live in San Bernghetto County move to OC
Me: Nope, I'm not moving to Anaheim
Friend: ok..
(THE ADDRESS IS NOT REAL)
by HanakoKunFan April 8, 2021
Get the San Bernardinomug.