October 28

national sex day, you gotta sex

hey bro we gotta sex its October 28

by papi potate August 4, 2021

october 24

do anything to the girl u like grab that ass kiss that bitch hold that whores hand tell her u like her for god sake she prob likes u back

do it bitch on october 24

by holy mother forking shirtballs October 15, 2019

October 21

National toe sucking day

Bro it’s October 21st let’s do suck some toes

by Xxxbigdick October 13, 2019

October 25

NATIONAL spread a rumor day

Alex : I heard Allie there had sex with Tim last week
Amy: NO WAY
Why bc it’s October 25

by Val. Ew October 15, 2019

october 2nd

national bring milk to school day. like a whole bottlw of milk. its compulsory.

child:'mum did u remember to get me milk for today'
mum:'milk?'
c:'yeah its october 2nd'
m:'oh i completely forgot, darn. ill go get some from the store
dad 'its fine, i got it' *goes*

by bugs123 October 1, 2020

October 21

October 21 is national kick a ginger day, we all know one orange fuck that is obsessive, full of themselves and quite frankly just manipulative. So today just fucking go at it

Hey Sarah it's October 21st you know what that means... Get your ass over here hoe

by God420legit October 16, 2019

October 24th

Hey can you get me a fucking present

Hey get me a fucking present

Like a kiss
October 24th

by Hey wassup man ur cute October 18, 2019