by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
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by m65 December 1, 2014
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1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
by paul-e-d October 17, 2012
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by GtownuelPh January 8, 2012
Get the couch rapping mug.Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
by Accedendum June 4, 2018
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I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.
by fundlebubble November 12, 2017
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A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.
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