Worm On A String

A godly being. above everyone on earth, but very considerate. worms are very nice and kind and require headpats every day.

take good care of your worms :)

Person 1: Wow! Is that a Worm On A String?
Person 2: Yes! I love them very much. would you like to give them headpats?

by lavenderberry February 19, 2021

string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.

Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

Cunts-On-A-String

Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.

The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend

by Little-Kwak June 8, 2024

Red-Stringing

When you have your menstrual cycle & you just make it to the bathroom before your period ruins your clothes.

Example: Tom “WOW, that was close you were red-stringing the whole septa bus ride to icandy. Glad you made it Mary so we can drink vodka clubs.” Mary “Almost had to borrow Faye’s depends!”

by Firecrothcarrie January 31, 2021

Full string

A group of messages that haven't been altered. No parts deleted or manipulated.

Once the judge saw the full string, she understood there is no way I could have been part of that!

by Plankton Tat June 4, 2022

String Cheese

To leave, to go away, or to peel out.

String Cheese time.

I need to string cheese.

by UGAK January 23, 2024

String Theory

Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.

Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men

Background information and math supporting this theory

1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?

2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)

3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market

4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread

5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything

You had any luck with men lately?

No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?

I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025