the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2011
Get the gut nut mug.When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016
Get the Nut nudge mug.When a man puts his penis and testicles inside a homo sapiens mouth then he ejaculates in the man/womens mouth, then the person with the jizz in there mouth spits it into the persons mouth who ejaculated.
by Nut Gacker 300o May 30, 2018
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Get the Kieg Nut mug.A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.
He coated my face with nut curd.
I blew my nut curd all over her tits.
I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
I blew my nut curd all over her tits.
I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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Fatty Nut Unlocked.
“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”
“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”
Fatty Nut Unlocked.
“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”
“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”
by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020
Get the Fatty Nut mug.Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 30, 2022
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