flake

When your friend always makes plans to play gels with you but always bails last minute.

friend: yo lets play gels Wednesday night!

you: hell yeah

day of -

Keaghan: Actually I can't play tonight...

You: You're such a flake

by Pistoltov June 4, 2021

Flake

Ryan Graesser.

Kellogg's had to pay Ryan Graesser endorsement money because he was such a frosted flake..

by JoeCreen August 24, 2017

Snow Flaking

Verb - Using any situation that one does not get what they want to call others out for bullying.

Sarah - “She went to her supervisor and said that we were bullying her. All because she was too late to sign up for the activity she wanted.”
Alana - “Oh shit! That bitch is snow flaking us! We just got snow flaked.”

by RD PS September 24, 2019

Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Corn Flaked

The act of violently snapping somebody’s spinal chord in a similar action you would use to snap a corn flake in half. yeah

“aw dude, he didn’t reply to my text! i’m so angry!”
“oh really? he’s getting Corn Flaked next time i see him”

by tr3estub November 8, 2020

Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.

"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"

by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

f*** flake

After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff

F*** man you got to stop driving me so hard I woke up with f*** flakes again

by Margo009 January 24, 2021