project puppy

A rambunctious or neglected "ghetto child" who plays were ever he/she wants while the lazy parent/parents lay around getting drunk and stoned.

"I really HATE AIMCO!! Ever since they took over our project and torn down the playgrounds, that project puppy and his pup friends have been playing in our yard!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

Happy Puppies

The best website known to man, it's even better than pornhub.

You should whack off to happy puppies , it's the best porn website ever.

by CHEW KOK March 10, 2015

gutter puppy

a puppy, or person like a puppy, either so ugly or embarassing that you place it in the gutter hoping to finally get rid of it, only to find out it keeps coming back, seemingly for more punishment.

"Dude i figured after all that ball bustin' hed have left, nah hes such a fuckin gutter puppy he just keeps comin back for more."

by d'brickashaw bonesaw May 13, 2006

puppy nose

The hard nipple on a woman's breast, as it relates to firmness and texture.

It was so cold I could see her puppy noses through her shirt.

by Magellen January 17, 2008

puppy chow

performing cunnilingus while the woman is on her knees doggy-style.

Christy loves it when her boyfriend gives her puppy chow early in the morning.

by Pdog March 24, 2003

Kick A Puppy

The result of being mad, ticked off, or generally depressed with life and the circumstances it produces. Usually an exaggeration. Still, best not to have any puppies around or other cute pets for that matter. Cats can stay because they are usually evil and deserve kicking.

Dude: I just threw your TV out the window.

Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY

by dare-us June 15, 2010

mud puppies

Black dirt underneath the tips of your fingernails.

Clean the mud puppies out from under your fingernails before you come to dinner.

by Diane Snyder April 28, 2006