an epresion usualy said when someones cheese is being eaten. the epresion could varry however from "i would verry much apreciate it if you did not injest my moldy cow milk." to "put my cheese down before i blow a fucking hole in the side of your head bitch!" the epresion "please dont eat my cheese" could be acompanied with sobbing, angry grunting, or an ocasional wimper.
by Daniil fortygin 2006 May 08, 2006
the act of the male tellin the girl shes worth no more then to suck his dick and or saying you are a whore n good at it
by Dirty knees June 17, 2008
"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.
A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."
by rperazag June 28, 2010
The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.
"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022
A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.
by RBean September 03, 2007
A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.
You were killed by Bowzer!
Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!
Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!
by Steve July 23, 2004