nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Vaughan Nelson

This N*gga sucks at smash bros. Fuck peach and fuck fox. Both get ran on the daily. Father God if you can hear me... fix that fucked up hairline! Just kidding but fr God please kill the barber that did that to him! He means too much to me. In all seriousness Vaughan is a great guy, has no car, but a big heart. Catch him on subway surfer ;) or in your mamma's friend's house!

Vaghuan Nelson: What up?
Friend: What's up mf, ready to get your shit run in smash?

Girl: hey boo what's your name?
Vaughan: It's Vaughan Nelson! Get it right! One!

by Teddy201 April 3, 2022

Pulling a Nelson

Pulling a Nelson:
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.

Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

Pulling a Nelson
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

by Grunt116 April 18, 2022

Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.

Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.

by mr bombo February 27, 2004

nelson king

lol u might wanna learn how to spell killer ... (right not write) ... before you try to insult somebody!

oo yeh and ur seriously a pussy cuz you cant even put your own name... thats funny!

by "the chastity belt" April 9, 2003

Nelson

huge penis

hey nelson, huge penis!!!!!!

by vinnyo_0 January 7, 2021

jealous nelson

A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).

Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!

by Dooberydingelton February 16, 2021