One of the dumbest fuckers I know. She dated some Afro clown who looks like a chimpunk squirrel and liked her best friend then her best friends brother then her best friends step brothers brother. So obviously a fucking slut. She’s also annoying and hasn’t even held hands with a guy. What a gay ass.
by Idk breh October 8, 2019

God damn it, one day I'll take all the jews and put them in a deli shop and sink it to the ground.
Dude, you just pulled a nelson.
Dude, you just pulled a nelson.
by Indian boy Ursula November 12, 2011

GAY dick rider who’s annoying asf will never get layed and has the tinyest penis aword also where’s fake shit
Nelson is a fuck tart
by NoL’sTAKE October 13, 2017

A place you do NOT want to be at no PART during the day/night. If you go on Nelson Street you might as well text your parents "Sorry for dying before you". Nelson Street is the REAL LIFE WARZONE.
Lars: Where did Gage go?
Harley: I think he took the shortcut down Nelson Street.
Lars: Shit, I wonder what casket we are going to get him.
Harley: I think he took the shortcut down Nelson Street.
Lars: Shit, I wonder what casket we are going to get him.
by ReidOnNelsonStreet December 11, 2021

A man who has one of the smallest penis' in the world . If you were to have sex with a Nelson you wouldn't feel anything.
by Nelson Gilbourne June 26, 2019

A short person who incessantly brags to young children about his height in order to impress them and boost his own self esteem due to his underlying lack of confidence.
God dammit, I hate it when that stupid Nelson starts bragging to toddlers about being 5'8, when the kid's fucking 5'3.
by Mrs beast February 24, 2020
