disney nap

A satisfactory 30 - 90 minute nap taken while watching a feature length Disney cartoon.
Exhausted, Laura sprawled out on the couch and turned on the Little Mermaid for an afternoon Disney nap.
by LianeS May 30, 2008
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Shat Nap

When you take a very unexpected but deserving nap and you wake up feeling like fecal matter.
- dude u just took a a very unexpected but deserving nap
-- yea and now that i have risen i feel like fecal matter
- you took a serious shat nap
--indeed i did
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Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.
I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.
by Brookie Bombshell November 06, 2012
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take a nap

To "hook up"; to "sleep with" someone. Intercourse.
Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out.
"I took naps all weekend with this girl I met Friday!"

"I'm about to take a nap"

"I'd like to take a nap"
by DreamGyrl360 September 12, 2007
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micro nap

noun: falling asleep for no more than a few minutes at a time. usually taking place while in a seated position en route to a destination in a foreign country, it most notably occurs on tour buses of capital cities. a dream state isn't reached, but it's re-energizing ability is almost equivalent to a shot of espresso. the most common cause is due to jet-lag; no severe side effects; treatment is extended time spent in said foreign country
*on the bus*
"uncle, wake up! we're almost at our stop!"
"huh? oh! I'm awake!"
"are you still tired?"
"nope! took my micro nap! I'm good!"
by champs_elysees August 19, 2011
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Granny Nap

Person 1 *wakes up*: Holy crap, I fell asleep.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 hours.
Person 1: Power nap.
Person 2: Mate, that was a granny nap.
by AmyVHS August 28, 2008
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Take a nap

A phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. It's usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so).
"I might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin' light turns green."

"This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go."

"You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done."

"Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."
by kevnar August 13, 2009
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