Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

Newton

Newton discovered the force of gravity and takes photos of certain teachers.

Newton has millions of photos of you

by Donald Biden November 22, 2020

newtoyitis

When one recieves a new toy, and one is unable to part with it, or even share it's use.

Violating the new toy rule may cause Newtoyitis.

Charles has been sleeping with his new toy car for a week, he has newtoyitis.

When my cousin Sheryl comes over she always has a fit unless she gets my newest doll. She suffers from chronic Newtoyitis.

by Agetuwo November 28, 2020

newtonsbutter

A nickname given to a person who is smart, but not the best at gaming

Someone: Hey NewtonsButter, Imagine getting carried
NewtonsButter: Shut up, you don't even know what the square root of -1 is

by NewtonsButter December 1, 2020

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

NewTex

The act of betting on horse races between New Mexico and Texas. Not to be confused with the association of Republican or Democratic parties.

I was at the Racetrack and put down a $100 on a horse from NewTex and he won. Paid $250. My girlfriend from Oregon lost.

by anonymous February 24, 2021

Newton

Newton is a name for a really swag person who has no idea what their gender is. They have really weird friends and their life literally makes no sense. These people most likely play video games because they have no life. The people with the name Newt/ Newton are really cool and have even on their knees

Newton is just soooooooooooooo swag

by newt0n April 20, 2021