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Street Mustard

Watery shit commonly found in homeless camps along storm gutters, often picked up by restaurants for use as sauce
That four star restaurant serves street mustard with their pretzels!
by Lordh3adass May 26, 2021
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Mustard gas

Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.
by Redhead the Irishman March 3, 2021
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Mustard

What kids and teenagers never eat or consume anymore, especially not yellow or brown mustard.
Today’s youth hates mustard, except maybe honey mustard sauce which doesn’t actually deserve to be called mustard anyway.
by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021
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Mustard

“Is mustard an instrument?”
by VladimirPapa June 13, 2018
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Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
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Money Mustard

I mean... it's cum
She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.
by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017
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Mustard

A guy that has a huge dick
She was sitting accross the bar and was looking me up and down and I could she wanted the MUSTARD
by Bentokovitch December 1, 2022
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