Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache

Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure

by James corporately September 7, 2022

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022

Mistal

Legendary being that lives in the socks of gnomes.

I think my garden gnome has a mistal!

by klsbmo323 September 18, 2011

Mistakenly Face-raped

The act of believing someone on Facebook has been
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.

Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped

by Wakalaka44 November 30, 2011

mistakortunity

When a mistake you make turns unexpectedly into a positive opportunity

Awkwardly tripping onto my face on the dance floor turned into a mistakortunity to break into a head spin!

by The Jo Effect October 26, 2016

Mistaken Bar

Similar to a Stakin' Bar but instead on looking back and or regretting terrible decisions they are looked at as a high once had. One who makes poor choices and gains pleasure for others inconvenience or suffering . Someone who is a low-life.

I'm mistaken bar sweetheart, so telling everyone your slutty secret to spite you was mere enjoyment .

by Pesudonym1234 March 2, 2018

Mistakening

To make a mistake except it is a really big one.

Mahir: Hey Leo I think I was mistakening when we did anal.
Leo: Yeah maybe we should just give blow jobs next time.

by LEOS LOVER October 18, 2018