Jasper Murphy

Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.
“Jasper Murphy is a sexy bitch
by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018
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Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast
by Broughton November 07, 2020
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murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)
The last dump I took I got murphied.
by drgymy November 21, 2012
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murphied

verb i.e. to be murphied, when someone sells you out to make you look bad in front of the opposite sex, thereby gaining an advantage for himself. Name after the tactics inventor, believed to be an irishman, from the cork area.
Person A: I was totally going to score with that hot girl until my friend came over and told her I already had a girlfriend.

Person B: He really Murphied you
by withheld, for safety reasons February 15, 2007
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Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.
"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."
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MURPHY BROWN!

"MURPHY BROWN! What kind of call was that ref?", says Matt in disgust.
by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009
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James Murphy

He’s such a James Murphy.
by gdiz916 August 08, 2022
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