dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot

Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned

by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017

muffin wax

a guy that cums on men

your a muffin wax

by Super sucked September 27, 2020

Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.

That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.

by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020

chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.

Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.

by Larsey April 24, 2016

bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".

Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.

by Feline of Flower August 16, 2016

muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011

Bricks or Muffins

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.

A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)

by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009