Moose Tits

Insane or crazy.

That guy wearing the boot on his head is completely MOOSE TITS.

by Scott January 13, 2004

Moose Knuckle

The male version of "camel toe". Where said male's pants are so tight and/or transparent, the shape/details of their anatomy are clearly visible even through the garment, resembling the appearance of a moose's lower ankle (or "knuckle").

"When I watched wrestling last night, that tag team had on spandex shorts SO tight, they were sporting some SERIOUS moose knuckle!!!"

by CactusHeart December 3, 2009

hot moose

When you make an exit consisting of a series of old school breakdance moves shortly after having sexual relations with someone who you plan to "fuck and dump".

"I took this girl home after a few drinks and pulled a total hot moose."

by Dr.MinuteEffort December 2, 2016

Yawning Moose

A sex act similar to "Doggy Style" in which the females legs are kept tightly pressed together. When preformed correctly, the female will shout in a manor similar to that of a yawning moose.

Guy: "You like the Yawning moose baby?"

Girl: "uAHOOOAhhh"

Guy: "Yeah ya do"

by t00kansamm May 30, 2009

Moose Cake

- A cake in the shape of a moose

- An idiot, twasok, Numptey etc.

- A general term used when someone does something stupid.

1; *Falls over*
2; "Ah fu, get up you moose cake!"

by FreakBitchBaby January 5, 2010

nostril moose

A moose usually found in one;s nostrils, usualy expelled from within sed nosritl and climax of pleasure. grey-green foam like substance.

'dude i moosed in her fanny!'

by Moose man! November 2, 2003

Rusty Moose

When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.

"I had to give Emma a Rusty Moose last night. She hasn't seen action in a long time, eh?

by RustyMooser69 May 15, 2018