where to start...only the best record label owner, charity person (?wtf?) social and political mind, and musician ever. He owns Asian Man Records which he runs out of his moms garage. He made Alkaline Trio famous, and his label produced Less Than Jake-Pez Core and a CD by the Toasters. He works w/ Plea For Peace, the ARA and an anti suicide organization. All of Mikes bands past and present rock. Skankin' Pickle, Chinkees, Bruce Lee Band...wow...he even gives me free stuff in mail order!
by johnlovesska June 11, 2006

When one takes incredibly homosexual myspace photos and posts them on Myspace, refusing to do anything with their life.
Carrie- Hey Sarah, I think I know that guy on Myspace.
Sarah- Really?
Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.
Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.
Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!
Sarah- Really?
Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.
Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.
Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!
by gunbear08 March 5, 2010

by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

by ranga69 November 4, 2019

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.
* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-
A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
