Mia Swier

Darren’s big beard.

Have you heard about Mia Swier?
Yeah, I pity her, she had to marry a gay man because his husband’s PR team forced him to.

by gleetrash April 21, 2020

Mia Pizzino

Italian (gone wrong) turned boong , went from going to school to being a year 10 drop out, hitting licks from liquor land & bws with her sista girls in boob tubes , to get BALUEEEEE and LEGLESSSSS SISTA naw stawp ya makin me jerppppppp unna.

“MY SISTA GIRL DID A MIA PIZZINO WENT STRAIGHT FROM WHITE YORGA TO BLACK YORGA”

by YaDaddysCum February 13, 2019

Mia Kalifa

An Idiot who can't spell Mia Khalifa

Friend: Wanna see Mia Khalifa?
Me: Sure...
Friend Searches up Mia Kalifa
Me: You fucking buffoon, you idiot

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

Mia F.

a very smol girl who likes the games Gacha Life and Deltarune.

I am the legendary goat(meaning the animal)

I AM Mia F.

by delete this March 20, 2019

Mia Rose

Mia is a kind person but she's friends with a bunch of stupid people in her class. She has okay grades and she does well in school. The only things decent about her appearance is her socks. Her socks are legendary.

You wish you had socks like Mia Rose.

by retard826sspinner April 28, 2019

Mia duzel

Mia duzel is an amazingly funny person. She encourages everyone of her surroundings to stay positive about life and not put others down! She is a queer queen! She can easily keep a secret because her throat is so wide from all the dicks that have been stuck down it she would never be able to tell anyone! She has amazing eyes which are fake eyes, fake hair, fake vagina, etc. She is an amazing person and enjoys going on sex plans because that is what she was born to do.

Every now and then, you may catch her having sex with the air….or orgasiming to a pole…..or humping a snail, but although she is dyslexic, she is So awesome and funny and has a niccy wiccy addiction! But she is cool and sex so you can never not have a duz in ur life

‘Mia duzel’ means sex pistol. Sex pistol means cum water gun. Cum water gun means Mia duzel. So to come to conclusion mia has a dick and cums from it but she is a girl! So how does this work you may ask? Frankfurt Gallaghers dick has been stitched onto her body!

by Sas duz October 27, 2021

mia and philip

Two people about the same age who met on Roblox. After Mia ran over a deer and then met Phil, they fell in love. The deer then became their friend and Karen was born. Karen was the purple van that they had just recently bought. Yes, Mia crashed it a lot but she still loved Karen. Phil and Mia then got married and never had kids and then got divorced and then forgot about each other. The end.

Mia: OMG I RAN OVER THE DEER!

Phil: Hey! I wanted to run it over. :(

Deer: Omg its Mia and Philip!

by hit or miss!1!1 January 16, 2020