Melancholic

Getting "drunk" off a beautiful girl's charm and wit.
(typically girls named Melanie)
If you are obsessed with how "perfect" a girl is, you should probably start attending MA meetings (or Melancholic's Anonymous).

"My name is Bradley, and I am a melancholic"
"You give me butterflies when you do that, but I like it. I must be a Melancholic"

by melanieqwerty December 8, 2013

Melanie

Melanie is a small and Petite but has a big mouth when she wants to. They are shy but knows how to have a good time with people who are close to them. Although typically not the prettiest or the best in relationships they still can manage to take your heart.

I want to be a Melanie.

by Urban220dicTionary March 26, 2020

melanin deficient

A term used on Twitter, roughly translating to: "I'm white, but I don't want to *sound* white."

Though Melanin Deficiency is a condition for Albinism, (Albino People), White girls uses it as a secretive way of saying that they're white.

Person A: Alyssa claims that she's Melanin Deficient, but she's actually just white.

Alyssa: My African American colleagues, as a Melanin Deficient human being, I am sorry on behalf of white people.

by Inong May 21, 2021

melange

a word steeming from polish language meaning a party, where the main goal is to get shitfaced, the requirements to call the party a melange are:
-every attendee consumes some portion of alcoholic drink
- the party is at someone's place or outside

-there's a melange over at jhon's tomorrow
-count me in brother

by Gauava69 September 14, 2021

Melanie

A cat... Or is she? A Calico... Or is she? Nobody knows.. Often compared to a moldy loaf of bread. Typically stays in the form of a Baguette.. with mold. Stinky mold. The end

It's a bird.. it's a plane. No... It's a submarine with algae. Actually no... It's a Melanie!

by Biebs da boom d Mr. McSniffles April 18, 2022

Melanie Maynard

Melanie Maynard is the name given to the biggest loser known to man. Although strikingly Gorgeous, they do not always seem to be that smart. They like to lose at most games as well as suck very much at games such as guitar hero and rock band. If a Melanie Maynard comes in contact with a jake brown , number one in most books and at the top of the food chain, the melanie will give up any challeneg because they know they will lose :)

A Jake Brown horribly beating a melanie maynard on guitar hero. Melanie Maynard 65% vs Jake Brown 96%

by Mr. Incredible man to the left March 24, 2009

Melanated Mom's Multicultural kids

Melanated Mom's Multicultural kids - brown women with kids of seven cultures.

Melanated mom's Multicultural kids - well rounded and cultured, they teach they're kids how the world will view them and when they grow older the children are spiritually and physically strong and stable enough to take on what life throws at them.

by Loveyanna January 18, 2022