Mermaid

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

by Nitz Rockstarr January 4, 2009

Mercy flush

When you flush a dying fish down the toilet so he can have 'one last ride'

Ooh it looks like Goldy's headed for the big ocean in the sky...better give him a mercy flush.

by Dory March 30, 2004

mercy pussy

To have compassion for someone in order to get some pussy.

I had some mercy pussy when I told the girl my mom was shot when I was 15. (Dave Navarro on The Howard Stern Show).

by buya40489 August 18, 2011

Merm

Man-Perm, male with unusually springy coiled hair, ie Michael Jackson in his early years had a Merm, aka Jerry Curl.

Michael Jackson circa 1980's had an impressive Merm, as has Eddie Murphy his entire career.

by MichelleMcCue May 17, 2013

Bite The Mermaid

Male to Female Felatio Underwater.

After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"

by Tod Spengo August 20, 2008

Irish Mermaid

When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.

"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"

by Fernando Lopez January 10, 2009

mermaid

A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.

Man, I was head over heels for this girl. It took me a while to realize she was a mermaid.

by Farmz October 19, 2007