Memory

Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!

Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2023

cart memory

When your memory is so fucked up because you smoke carts 24/7.

guy 1 : “I can’t find where I put my phone, I had it just a second ago.”

guy 2 : “Maybe you’d know where you put it if you didn’t have cart memory.”

by cdh423man February 3, 2024

Anal memory

When the ripples of flatulence embed the memory to the anal region

"And it was none more committed than to that of the anal memory"

by PatchyScratchy April 11, 2024

snap term memory loss

When you send a snapchat and the person replies, but you forgot what you said originally

Person 1: Dude, she snapped me and I had no clue what she was talking about because I forgot what I said

Person 2: Oh you got that Snap Term Memory Loss

by Jiminy Biply Bobert September 4, 2019