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Megan

Megan is either the sweetest person you’ll ever meet or a total bitch there’s no in between. She loves her friends and family but do her wrong once and she’s a bitch forever.

Megan is super pretty and everyone’s jealous of her. She usually has long brown hair and blue eyes that shine. She’s got a super nice body and tends to be tall which means she’s clumsy because she’s so awkward.

Megan is very sporty and tends to play more than one sport. She’s usually a softball or a soccer player either way she excels in her sport playing the highest level possible and always trying to be the best.

When it comes to guys, she usually has things with guys who’s names start with D or J. She usually goes for sporty guys like soccer, hockey or football players. If you get a Megan to like you, you’re lucky. She’s super hard to get because she ends up friendzoning every guy that enters her life. All the boys are in constant competition to get a Megan. As soon as you’re close to a Megan, never let her go.

She’s so perfect! If you have a Megan in your life make sure to keep her close and make sure to love her right and not make the mistake of letting her go. She’s so fucking gorgeous.
dude: she’s so fucking hot I wanna text Megan.
guy: nah you can’t do that liam’s tryna get her and he’s the hottest guy in the school.
dude: yeah but Megan won’t fall for him.
guy: Megan won’t fall for any of us.
by yourtypicalhockeyboy November 17, 2018
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Megan Stoyko

hey Ryan needs his sweatshirt back like now
Hey Megan Stoyko, Ryan needs his hoodie back. GIVE IT BACK LIKE RN
by npia December 17, 2018
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Megan

Megan is one of the nicest people you will meet! Megan's have beautiful eyes, hair, and body. She's a sporty girl/gamer girl. She doesn't mind hanging/playing with boys. Megan is very playful and an animal person too! Megan's mostly like cats. A cute and funny girl.
Girl 1: Megan's MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
Girl 2: NO! Ask her she's MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
by Annoying Josh May 26, 2019
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MegaNoob

MegaNoob Language:
how r u 2day
i m gud
how r u
idk, y u ask
bcos u sed b4 dat u wer sik
o i m
ok wel c u 2moro
by The1TrueIshmail June 3, 2019
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Megan wildgust

Such a bae fitty every jack and Harry wants to be with her she has loads of bae friends especially issys and mias every boy wants to have her and deflower her
Harry: I want to fuck the Megan wildgust
Jack: No me first!!
by Issylabae June 22, 2019
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Megan lim en en

To be a megan lim en en means to be straight up fucking food devouring cunt
john: dude did you eat all the fucking mushrooms in the microwave?
dave: dude sorry about that but you already know im a megan lim en en
by swagdude34 September 17, 2019
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Megan

A dumb bitch who will steal your mans. She’s always flirting with any guy and talking crap about her friends. She’s a very toxic person
Girl: Did you see megan?
Girl #2: Yeah, she was just flirting with those guys over there.
by clowngirlxoxo November 11, 2019
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