Maarten

A Maarten is the highest rank in gaming

ans he has the biggest Dick in the world

Oh I am Level 100 i am such a Maarten

Thats a Maarten Dick

by Sinadis June 5, 2017

Macaroni sweats

The perspiration that gathers on ones forehead and face from leaning over a bowl of hot food.

"After two bowls of piping hot chicken noodle soup, I was dripping from macaroni sweats."

by Scaboodles August 25, 2017

macaroon job

A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.

You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.

(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."

by ghostories April 24, 2018

macaroni

y-you know,,, the pasta you p-put with cheese,,,,,

“yo i wanna rub macaroni all over my face”

“wow same bro”

by the macaroni god November 27, 2017

Macaroni Boy

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.

He is such a Macaroni Boy!

by macaroniboy March 6, 2018

macarb

Trading carbohydrate consumption for a shortened lifespan while attempting to remain faithful to your ketogenic diet. see: macabre.

"I know I'm trying to stay keto, but I keep having macarb thoughts..."

by teh_linguist May 27, 2018

macarb

Trading carbohydrate consumption for a shortened lifespan while attempting to remain faithful to your ketogenic diet.

I know I'm trying to stay keto, but I keep having macarb thoughts...

by teh_linguist May 30, 2018