Wenis masturbation

Wenis masturbation is commonly known as (in most households) interlocking the wenises of the fingers on both of your hands together. (As apposed to your wenises with someone elses). Most human beings are infact wenial hermaphrodites, which allows them to easily partake in wenis masturbation, without the help of a third hand.

Sara enjoys wenis masturbation. Unfortunatly for Aaron he was unaware of this and ended up with "blue knuckles" for which the only cure was wenis masturbation.

by Kirk&Sara December 6, 2006

Dry masturbation

Masturbation without using any liquid or lotion, especially when you wack off in your sock or some other cloth.

Dry masturbation doesn't feel like real sex, try a baby lotion for real pleasure!!

by Khomi October 26, 2010

Oral Masturbation

1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.

2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.

3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.

Never ask Jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .

by BynoT August 4, 2010

vocal masturbation

when you are supposed to be singing a duet, but you instead sing a solo, as coined by Glee

Ken: "I am going to sing my duet with the one person who shares my musical talent and enthusiasm... myself."

Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"

by music_tenor_skillz March 22, 2011

The Masturbation Deprivation Pact

When a group of males form a verbal agreement not to masturbate for an extended period of time.

Tom: I'am goin to do The Masturbation Deprivation Pact with my friend Ralp for my new year's resolution.
Aaron: Wow, your gay but have fun.

by George Costiello December 14, 2008

Masturbating

Playing with yourself

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"

by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019

Masturbation Forearms

Masturbation forearms are caused by excessive masturbation. They can be identified under two conditions:
1)When one's forearms are disproportionate to eachother
2)When one's forearms are disproportionate to their upper arms (Think Popeye)

"Dude, I think you've got muscular forearm syndrome"
"What makes you say that?"
"You have masturbation forearms! You're right arm is bigger than your left!"
"...shit"

by Ano_Nymous March 1, 2010