Friend Management

The act of coordinating who you invite to hang out with when you have multiple circles of friends with varying personalities that often clash, or individuals within the groups have beef with each other.

Ben wants to hang out tonight, but I'm going to Katelin's party and they don't get along. While I love both of them, I'll have to use my friend management skills to prevent drama from erupting.

by aswimmer23 April 24, 2015

Ryder Managed

You're fucked!

Bro, that's now a Ryder Managed lane...YOU'RE FUCKED!

by Capt. Kilgore August 2, 2019

Thanks, management

A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.

"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"

Ordinary Guy: *talking non-stop*

Superior Guy: "Can you stop talking? Thanks, management

by meedox April 19, 2021

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

manager repellent

When an employee for a company has such a bad attitude even the managers don't like to be around them. It most cases, it's easier to just avoid them then to fire them.

Angie: Hey Becca, why did all the managers just walk away like that?
Becca: Because Brian just walked in, he's manager repellent.

by denchr6 May 24, 2024

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment

- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones

Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

by Some Wise Old Man June 14, 2022

Trucking Company Operations Manager

A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important

Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means

by Highrail Brian May 21, 2021