An adult male who is heavily influenced by social media and whose posts are marked by excuses and over-sensitivity. He deflects instead of taking responsibility for his actions. He may enjoy male-centric podcasts or refer to all women as "females."
by PAC89 January 19, 2023
Get the E-malemug. A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.
Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
by PC Slayer Sword December 13, 2022
Get the Simpa Malemug. A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.
Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
by medium_dipper October 9, 2021
Get the Chair Malemug. A male that has risen beyond both yogurt and alpha males, one which has learned the true meaning of cuandus. If one does not know what cuandus means, they will be laughed at by the Cuandus Males, who are well aware of their dominance and superiority for being aware of the meaning of cuandus. To a cuandus male, sex is cool but virginity is cooler. They do not waste their time with women and instead favor men of similar statures. Once one becomes a Cuandus Male, Cuandus becomes their way of life, in all forms. They start to emanate an energy known as Cuandus Male energy, which radiates dominance. It makes all nearby Alpha Males submissive and breedable by comparison.
by soup tyrant February 21, 2022
Get the Cuandus Malemug. The Alpha Male does not have a specific "Image", or fall under a certain category and is not defined by looks, money, or arrogance rather the Alpha Male is defined as being an all around good guy but possessing the confidence and social know-how to be successful in epic proportions with woman but anything the Alpha Male sets his mind out to be. Yeah that's right you wanted to be an ultra marathoner astronaut anesthesiologist astrophysicist but your not Alpha Male mind set told you you couldn't do it so your a failure before you even start. The Alpha Male does not brag about his successes with woman, money, education, etc. at least not often because when he walks into the room everyone can quite literally feel his presence of awesomeness. It is not arrogance but genuine good. The Alpha Male can be anyone he wants without compromising a drop of his true character, the Alpha Male does not believe in "leagues" like you weak beta males...the Alpha Male is understanding, nice, social, and sometimes even caring and does not care if its perceived as "beta or weak" because if anyone were to challenge him he would socially castrate them from beta to omega...
Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...
by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011
Get the Alpha Malemug. Extreamly sensative and lovely, Gets misunderstood and falls in love to only the special kind of girl (Names usually begin with a P, S or a M also has at least five vowels in her name) Kym respects people and there beliefs. And is extreamly Loving. <3
Every girl should have a Kym (Male)
Every girl should have a Kym (Male)
by Dekota K July 6, 2009
Get the Kym (Male)mug. A little bitch who avoids risks and lacks in masculinity.
by DaSlavic January 25, 2020
Get the Beta Malemug.