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Dick In My Hand

A phrase said to expressing male pride.
Having your "dick in your hand", though not literally, means you are holding your pride, in reference to a man's penis being his pride and joy. Often makes him feel like the shit.
Mystikal: I came up in the club with my dick in my hand!....
by The Great Houdini December 7, 2004
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Big fat dick in my mouth

If your a sus boy then this is the word for you when you feel like being gay then say this
hey bro...... yeah wsp.......I got a big fat dick in my mouth......bro wtf nigga you gay
by GGJKLOLLMAOLMFAONGGRNGGABTCHHR November 21, 2021
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Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.
Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.
by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025
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stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.
Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
by Heroyalness March 29, 2023
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your dick's in my dad's mouth

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.
by millihenry November 8, 2018
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suck my nigga felix’s dick

oh golly gee it’s october 24th can’t wait to give felix the gluck gluck 9000
you’ve reached the voice mail of felix *beeeeeeeeep
sluourrrirhrhidndp -you sucking my nigga felixs dick.
suck my nigga felix’s dick
by Lana Rhode’s clit October 23, 2019
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When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
by Senapi April 21, 2021
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