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meterosexual

one who only has sex if measurements are made using the Metric system. probably somewhat insecure
"I have a whopping SEVENTEEN centimeter... uh, wait a second..."
by rampant c March 10, 2004
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retrosexual

Madonna's new boyfriend is, without a doubt, a retrosexual.
by invictus2823 September 9, 2011
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metro-sexual

a pimp slick sly devil mother fucker. a complex person a man by all means on the planet but made fun of for the simple mistake of thinking this guy was gay. a man who makes all other men jealous because they want to be just like he is. One who eats, drink, breaths, and even wipes his own ass wtih some sort of style. someone who can get all the pussy on the earth because of this guys insane mack. a guy who irons every damn thing in his closet, even his boxers because when its time for the pants to come off for the ladies, they all like a pressed pair of briefs. a man who could rewrite a dictionary cause hes always commin up with out of this world ideas.
ladies, you kno how i do metro-sexual in every way.
by free willie August 25, 2006
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retrosexual

A retrosexual is someone who used to be sexy. Someone who WAS considered sexy in the past, but is presently considered undesirable and unappealing by the general public. An individual may be labeled a retrosexual as a result of many different factors. Rapid aging, botched plastic surgery, or an inability to update his/her style with the current times are some factors that lead someone to be branded a retrosexual. One of the most salient features of the retrosexual, is that they were 'hot' or at their peak of desirability in a given era. They exemplify the style of the time period in which they were deemed sexy, but today they only appear as a sad timecapsule of a bygone era.
Particular examples of retrosexuals are as follows: Elizabeth Taylor, Mick Jagger, Burt Reynolds, Farrah Fawcett, Willie Ames, Leif Garret, Jared Leto, Axel Rose, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, and more recently, Brittney Spears.

A usage example: "Professor Jones would have been hot when he was younger. His peak must have been in the early 90s because he's still wearing cosby sweaters, checkered blazers, and an earring... what a retrosexual!"
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metro sexual

a person who isnt gay, but dresses like they are gay....south park
"It's cool the be a metrosexual. You know act gay, but you aren't really gay."
by bitch November 8, 2003
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metro sexual

a guy who dresses gay(ex... wears makeup and nice clothes...) but is definately NOT gay.
by Homeslice February 24, 2004
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Motosexual

Motosexual means you are in love and love to ride your dirt bike if it is not a 4 stroke
Hey im motosexual
by jeremiah sayan January 10, 2020
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