by _Schrödinger_ July 30, 2021
Get the Knee lunchmug. An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.
“See you Culbert, your a fucking dry lunch”
“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”
“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”
by PumPumMasher August 29, 2019
Get the Dry Lunchmug. When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.
by ewanders1 November 18, 2011
Get the Lunch Hostagemug. 
1.) Lunch with a very strong pungent and rank aroma.
2.) Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a very pungent and rank smelling vagina.
2.) Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a very pungent and rank smelling vagina.
Get outta here with your smelly ass skunky lunch.
Man, I was ready to go down on that chick till I found some skunky lunch in her box.
Jaron stunk up the lunch room with his skunky lunch.
Man, I was ready to go down on that chick till I found some skunky lunch in her box.
Jaron stunk up the lunch room with his skunky lunch.
by theraque October 8, 2011
Get the Skunky Lunchmug. Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021
Get the Lunch monogamistmug. A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
by gyo December 9, 2012
Get the abort lunchmug.