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ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."

2)
"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."

3)
Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."

Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."
by heyybitchhh March 30, 2011
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