penis logs

A phenomenon that is accomplished after the completed act of unprotected anal sex, and the urethra of the penis is backed up with shit, only to be removed by forcefully urinating and pushing the obstruction out, thus creating penis logs.
I just butt-fucked that bitch and now I'm shitting penis logs out my dick!
by sickfuckshitbrainz January 23, 2014
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LOG SALMON

Everybody out! There's a log salmon in the pool. (see Caddyshack)
by jaacee August 16, 2006
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Log Fucking

When your ass banging a chick, you fuck her ass so hard that shit goes into her intestines.
Michael Was "Log Fucking" A Filthy Whore Yesterday, He told me it was a shit pile in the end and he had to take her to the hospital.
by FourthAndInches September 15, 2009
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log pusher

Just another of many names for a poofter or gay man.
Lets get out of here these pricks are all log pushers!

I'm not going to that gym any more it's full of log pushers.
by MADANGEL August 15, 2005
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Pocket Log

The act of taking a dump into some toilet paper and then wrapping the shit to put in your pocket for safe keeping.
Chris: Xavier, is that a pocket log I see in your pocket you sick fuck!
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.
by Chris Ramage January 22, 2009
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Log Flume

Similar to an upper decker, however the turd is taken in the upper tank of a gravity fed toilet (those which the tank is suspended 6ft up). When flushed the turd is sent flying down the pipe fed by gravity and makes a large splash similar to that of a log flume ride.
"Woah! Man I've just been log flumed!!"
by Josh Bird September 09, 2006
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food log

hey man u wanna go get some food logs?
by FidelChatstro July 22, 2008
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