The smoothest thing known in human existence. Nothing rivals it's unequaled smoothness. It's main usage is to connote something supremely awesome by inferring that said awesome thing is even smoother.
"Holy balls, that guitar is smoother than liquid tits!"
"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."
"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."
by Smeg Thooney March 10, 2011
This occurs when a man is about to ejaculate. He tells the girl to close her eyes and open her mouth but when she closes her eyes, he puts it up her nose and covers her mouth so she has to breathe in through her nose.
by Mikebyrne April 26, 2007
(noun) Clear liquor, i.e. vodka, some rum, to be mixed and consumed as a flavorful beverage. Anything alcoholic except beer.
by nbn22385 December 12, 2005
by Michael A.S. August 18, 2005
by HUNK6677 July 11, 2008
The use of urination and the plumbing motion of the male genitalia for sexual gratification during intercourse. (a)Urinating inside the female vagina during sex. (b) Pissing inside a woman's vagina immediately before penetration.
Dude Amelia was such a whore last night! I was so drunk and ended up pissing in her before banging her--Liquid Plumber bro!!!
by TeamMP February 12, 2011
LSD (lysergic-acid-diethylamide). Instead of eating lunch you could just eat this tab and then you won't be hungry for lunch once it kicks in.
by Babar420 July 28, 2015