Ghetto lottery

Getting your paycheck

Yeah it's Friday I won the ghetto lottery time to go get my check.

by Wayne M. May 30, 2024

Ladyboner lottery

Concupiscence extremely horny highly aroused

That skank just won the Ladyboner lottery.

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Clitty litter

The crust in a woman's underwear when she has a yeast infection.

Girl, you need to change your litter box, your clitty litter is getting on the floor, making a mess.

by Heidi Hoe 2 August 19, 2024

walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.

The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.

by I know write five December 11, 2024

The Lottery

The sheer hubris in doing shit like this and then making movies about it is ASTOUNDING!

Hym "Well would you look at that! 'The Lottery!' Another account of what you people collectively do to individuals. Reward Noah for winning the fat-cock lottery and then punish me for drawing the short straw. THIS IS WHAT YOU DO! It isn't me. It isn't my psychology. I figured out what you were up to and this is what you do in response to getting caught. I guess it's time for the drone strikes. Light them up. There is no redeeming this place. You all need to go quietly or loudly back into the darkness from wence you came. It's not a surprise your God came here and killed itself."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

a lotterysons

Many "'why?' replies" regarding scratch-off tickets.

I am more susceptible to outside influences than many folks, so there are a lotterysons dat I avoid checkout counters dat are stocked with rolls of colorful shiny tempting removable-paint-dots cards.

by QuacksO July 27, 2025