Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the Woman lied to a doctormug. incredibly Asian man whos favorite food is dog and egg rolls.he loves screaming at his kids when they miss 1 point on their math test. he was a child slave as kid making carpets so he is really good at not having a soul.
by long schlong wong May 4, 2018
Get the li fung doomug. A nickname created by artist LAZER DIM 700 used to refer to his community and also to refer to himself and really just anybody.
by movelookery April 10, 2024
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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Next Person To See A person, gets to limug. An expression of Nigerian origins. An individual who says he can do everything. But is deliberately preoccupied with insignificant things (like shopping, haircuts, cars) to the point where he has no time to try to do something -> thus never really knowing if he can do anything. In other words, one who takes comfort in not trying. Simply asserting their ability.
by MartyrOfFrankfurtHall November 23, 2021
Get the Me Twa Limug. by DocMartensKid March 30, 2022
Get the LISmug.