When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017
Get the Lame Seagullingmug. When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust
by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025
Get the Lame Jimmymug. by bossboi6969 September 22, 2021
Get the lamemug. Hannah. Won’t do anything outdoorsy, or anything that distracts her from her boyfriend or phone that she’s talking to him on.
by Anonymous01313 August 10, 2019
Get the Lamemug. by Genie Yuss April 24, 2020
Get the Lamemug.