spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010

Red Toed Lollipop

When a girl is on her period and you insert your foot into her vagina and forcefully rip it out make a loud popping sound, and leaving your toes red.

Yo dude, last night I performed the Red Toed Lollipop on my GF.

by Mr. Horror November 16, 2016

Devil’s Lollipop

After a day of breaking the Ten Commandments and ending the day by sucking off an individuals penis while it’s covered in takis powder.

Margaret can’t get into heaven after she had the devil’s lollipop at Deny’s today.

by StaleToaster January 19, 2018

Give Him a Lollipop

A nice but useless person who you don’t want to involve but also you don’t want to be excluded.

Give him a lollipop and let him sit & listen to the discussion.

by Prometheusofwestsussex March 11, 2020

Barber’s Lollipop

an unshaven mans pubic area covered in strawberry sauce

I gave jenny from tri delt the barber’s lollipop last night

by Paul Phinebaum April 24, 2020

Runas.80th..lollipop

A tiktoker who is the best one and is my bestie that I love very much

Person 1: Do you follow Runas.80th..lollipop?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: You should! They're the best cosplayer!
Person 2: Okay!

by DogeInABag March 16, 2021

turn you into a lollipop

When you go elbow deep in your missus arse and pick her up with one arm walk down the street eating her pussy

Im going to turn you into a lollipop

by BL110 May 15, 2021