Term used for the prostitute that a hotel concierge calls regularly and is typically waiting in the hotel lobby.
A: Concierge desk, how can I help you?
B: Yes, can you send the lobby baby to room 2134.
A: She or He?
B: She please and be quick about it.
A: Very good, Ma'm, your lobby baby is on the way now.
B: Yes, can you send the lobby baby to room 2134.
A: She or He?
B: She please and be quick about it.
A: Very good, Ma'm, your lobby baby is on the way now.
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Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.
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Lobageddon happens when everyone keeps lobbing it to everyone else in a circular manner creating a syntax type error in the lob system. This leads to gaps in the space time continuum and ultimately, lobageddon.
Hey guys, my name is billy hall, I used to work at spatula city and we experienced lobageddon last week. My company no longer exists but I hope you might hire me because I’m pretty cool.
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Get the LobsterCorgi mug.the process of transforming the human body into a state similar to that of a cooked lobster, the water should be hot enough for the individual to scream like a lobster. this is achieved by running an extremally hot bath with no cold water and submerging yourself until your skin turns bright red.
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