Lachking

A very very very short man. Infact this man is the shortest man you will ever see, also hes gay.

He is Lachking

by kindda gay February 22, 2023

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

by mrtallguy May 3, 2023

licking the Pringle

Cunilingus on an older woman who is a little drier and crustier. There are different flavours available ranging from ready salted, through to chilli.

Keith was brushing flakes out of his beard for days after his night with Doris where he’d been licking the Pringle.

by Baron Taffy June 9, 2023

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

Licking

A number of lesbians, greater than 3 in a gathering. Similar to a murder of crows, colony of beavers, or a mob of kangaroo.

I was in line behind a licking of lesbians to see Lady GaGa.

by Rubiman05 July 19, 2024

Licking your asshole

Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.

“You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”

by Tini 7219 September 16, 2023

licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024